Bimbo vs. Bitch

Has anyone read these books before?

Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

and

Why Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's Heart

Well, I guess that first question is directed to the gals. I've had these books on my Wishlist for the longest time ever, but never got a chance to put it into my shopping cart. Anyone wanna buy them for lend to me? }:p



Incidentally not too long ago, I posted a poll on my Twitter about Bimbo vs. Bitch and seeking feedback from the guys. Personally, I can't say for sure which is going to be the leading choice because I am not a guy, of course. And clearly they also mean different things to different people. Here are some really hilarious definitions of these two words I've found online, via various sources:

Bimbo

• "An attractive but empty-headed young woman, esp. one perceived as a willing sex object."
  
• "Female, pretty, stupid, dumb. Usually vain and self-centered."
  
• "A woman who values her sex appeal over her intelligence (if there's any)."
  
• "The bimbo is stereotypically portrayed as a blonde (natural or dyed) with heavy makeup, skimpy clothing, a vapid expression, an annoyingly high giggle, the intellect of a slug, nauseatingly superficial values and goals, and morals that are looser than a chemise."
  
• "A girl who has looks but not much else. Usually quite vain and concentrate on appearances over anything else. Personal characteristics are generally poor, and the only attraction to such a person is purely physical."
  
• "A woman who is too ugly to be a supermodel, too dumb to be an actress and too clueless to be a poisonous snake."
  
• "Girls that use their femininity to get attention and get by in life. They don't use thinking, as it is against their image. They have to be and look simple-minded to truly be a bimbo. And lots of males find that attractive. They like little bitch girls who do not think. They're nicer, they don't cause shit, they just sit their with their girly hairdo and makeup and never say anything important. Just someone a male can fuck, someone who can serve a male, someone who pretty much leaves our society in the condition it's in. And these people have babies and fill our country with dumbness."
  

Wow. Harsh words. NEXT UP!

Bitch

• "A confident, attractive woman that doesn't take anyone's shit."
  
• "A woman who tells everything straight up and bluntly."
  
• "A woman that doesn't give a flying f*ck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men."
  
• "A woman that won't do (what you in your feeble mind) want her to."
  
• "A down right drama queen that makes yours, and everyone's lives around her miserable."
  
• "A control freak that always thinks she is right, and constantly corrects everyone."
  
• "A woman that dominates,controls and destroys a man's finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness."
  

The best one I found is B.I.T.C.H. = Babe In Total Control of Herself. LMAO!!! I think you can sorta tell which definitions were contributed by women and which were by men. *amused*

So what do y'all think? A difficult choice to make? Gals, if you were a guy, which would you pick? Cast your anonymous vote here:

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I'm looking forward to your comments as well because there are indeed pros and cons to either choice. I will explain in another post the reason for me conducting this poll. Bimbo or bitch, through reading my blog I'm pretty sure y'all know already which category I fall in. ;)